Rest easy, Madisonians - our fair city just got safer. The city council, in its infinite wisdom, has recently passed a law banning the sale of novelty lighters within the city of Madison. Apparently, there have been as many as three deaths across the entire nation within the past two years, all children, casualties of accidental fires caused by novelty lighters.
I'm doing my grocery shopping with my iPod playing in my ear, Billie Jeaning my way through the grocery store like I usually do, and when I round the corner to aisle two, this guy gives me that look, the look that says I am too embarrassing to exist.
In normal life someone's worth is sometimes judged by petty things like their popularity or the opinions of those in power. This is not the case for sports.
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